8th March?

Eighth of March equals a 20th birthday for a close friend of mine, so this post is for him.
So with your best singing voices:

I hope wherever you are right now, most likely in bed like a normal person, that you have a good day.
Rather like the time that we spent the whole of our childhood together. Without exaggeration.


I don't do cards, I'm not a fan of the pre-written messages. I mean, sure send them to aunties and uncles who embarrass you- but why send them to someone you actually like?


Ideas of things to do instead of cards


1. Write on a balloon

2. Write on a carrier pigeon

3. Write on a stranger

4. Write on the internet

5. Write a letter

6a. Tackle them in public
6b. Write on their leg cast.

7. Voice mail them at 3am

8. Actually call them at 3am

9. Call someone on your contacts list with the same name by mistake at 3am and tell them happy birthday anyway.

10. Take a bullet for them

11. Shoot them to give you the chance to take a bullet for them

12. Give them a signed picture of you

13. Give them a signed picture of themselves

14. Ask them to sign a picture of themselves, and then give it to them.

15. Actively force them to draw a picture of themselves, then to sign it, and then mail it to them one week after their birthday as a cover- as you're actually doing 1-14.



Have a good one, Mr Brooks!